all the if's in the world ...

If I were a month, I’d be October.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.

If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.

If I were a animal, I’d be a chipmunk.

If I were a direction, I’d be north.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chair.

If I were a liquid, I’d be Merlot.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond.

If I were a tree, I’d be a palm tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver.

If I were a flower, I’d be a sun flower.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a warm sunny day.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a violin.

If I were a color, I’d be magenta.

If I were an emotion, I’d be Love.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.

If I were a sound, I’d be a giggle.

If I were an element, I’d be water.

If I were a car, I’d be a coupe.

If I were a food, I’d be good.

If I were a place, I’d be Vegas.

If I were a material, I’d be silk.

If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.

If I were a scent, I’d be amber.

If I were an object, I’d be a paper heart.

If I were a body part, I’d be an eye.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.

If I were a song, I’d be your favorite one.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be 4in high.